Thursday, September 28, 2006

Probably the most random thing
I have EVER said...

Me: *impersonates someone giving a History lecture*
____"George Washington blew his nose in 1986
____which would have been hard to do
____because he wasn't beathing." ~_~b

...When I repeated this to my brother, he gave me this look and said it was Monty-Python quality random. But I'm like, "No, it's Kyboard-Master quallity; because except for the first part, it actually makes perfect sense!" 0.o

Which of corse, it truely does. (for my KbM book, I'll be using a style of random that nobody has ever seen before-----I think. I will not explain it now, but it's really beautiful. U gatta love it!) ^_______^

Truth be Blue, Hope be Gold;

Life be Mysterious, Death be Obscure;

Dark be Insidious, Light be Bizarre...


¤ MINICHAPTER1 ¤

heartbeat. heartbeat.

heartbeat. heartbeat.


~ What is it about life that we, as human beings, find so profound and confusing, and oh so terribly precious?


3... 2... 1... CHEAR! Zap.

~ The end, perhaps? Without death for contrast, how much would we really appreciate life? Would we still know the difference between a rock and a heart-pace?


kurpump. kurpump. kurpump.


Doctor?”


~ Life so so mysterious; where does it come from, and where does it go? How long will it last? ... Does it hurt?


Doctor, he's gone...”


~ Death is merely obscure.


No, I won't let him die-----not this one, too!”


Doctor, you did everything you could.”


No, I haven't!”


He's gone...”


No...”


zap... zap... zap... zap...


...He's gone...”


beep. beep. beep. beep. ...


No, he's not,” said the doctor, a grin now spreading all across his face.


Pulse is strengthening.”


How long?”


Over seven minutes.”


That's a long time to be dead for such a little guy.”


That's a long time for anybody to be dead.”


It's a miracle.”


Yes it is,” said the doctor.


The sudden lights and men in white masks was was more than he could take. ...What just happened? ... He could tell, there was something wrong with him. ...



The years passed and the seasons rolled on and on, and the yound man grew stronger and wiser. He had a kind heart and a good soul. He was strong-willed and unbelievable gracious. But, he wasn't always honest...


Once upon a time, his name was Zane; and a very familiar name I'm sure you'll find it.


Long ago, in a very familiar place, this boy was a hero, and everyone knew his face. They called him an angel, a “being of light.” But what they knew-not would disturb them, for for even his great silver lining still carried some speck of a cloud....


Zane came to call it “the Animal,” and therefore, sometimes, “his pet.” And like an irritant inside an oisters shell, he tried to coat it as thickly as he could with pearline essence. Not to hide it from the world so much as for his own sake, he tried to bury that Animal in its grave.


Without this bit of dark for contrast, he could not be sure he wouldn't forget how to recognize light-----being a hero, it was important for him to know how to recognize evil.


But 'heroes' shouldn't be the only people like that. Zane wished all people could starkly tell right from wrong. That way, he figured, at least one could tell when someone just didn't care-----villains.


Sadly thought, Evil just loves pretending to be good, just like some people like pretending to be God.


In his travels, Zane had seen all sorts: met people, been places... But unlike all the rest, there was one he'd met before...


~ “...Doctor?...”



¤ MINICHAPTER2 ¤

Blink blink...

Blink blink...


Doctor, we need to close.”


Huh, what? Oh, yes...” he said, breaking out of his transe.


Days later, after the surgery, little Zane opened his eyes and blinked in the morning rays. Unbeknowest to him, this scrawny young fledgeling already so new to the world, he'd just come out of a frightening ordeal that so very few survive-----and that, for a moment, neither had he. Seven and a half minutes he was dead; praise the Lord the doctors were able to save him! However, having been dead for any length of time is not without its life-changing effects.


Oh, my baby!” a woman with swollen eyes and a tear-stricken face blubbered into her son's hair as she nearly hugged him [back] to death.


Mom? Mom, you're choking me...”


Oh, I'm sory, Zane.” And with that, what let go, but continued to squeeze his hand blue.


Dad's turn. “You had us so scared...We'd thought you were a gonner for sure!”


Umm-----huh?”


A pause.


Mom, Dad, what happened to me? I--- I thought I saw-----I think I saw an--- an amoeba.”

And with that, both his parents looked both concerned, and deeply disturbed. “You're crazy,” was the general point his father teased him with in reply. They quietly reasoned with themselves that he'd meant to say 'angel'.


Zane seemed to glow, almost. The sunlight coming through his window reflected off his face almost iridescently, granting him a golden aura that looked almost other-worldly Was it only his parents' imaginations playing tricks on them because they were so glad to see him awake?


In a word, no. With the passing of th years this phenomenon became frequently noted.. Only in rooms of the most complete darkness did the uncanny shimmer in his skin cease. For even under mere starlight, let alone bright moonlight, he could easilly be seen. No physician could explain it, no poet could name it, but twas in these later years that his complete and utter lacking of a shadow became his superhero trademark...


They called him, “a being of light,”and sometimes, “an angel w/o wings.” Though, some folks believed he was only hiding them.


For comments like that, when they confronted him, he thought they were crazy. But he soon came to realize that there was more to being this 'being of light'-thing that he was, than he had originally thought.


Whatever it was that was making his skin act this way was also taking its toll on his soul. A few villains into his carer, he'd find that, all along, he'd had the ability to conjure infinite coat-hangers-----a mighty weapon indeed-----and could hurtle them forth not only at sickening velocities, but with tremendous spin and accuracy of target.


And by the use of a new technique he called the “Coat-Hang Man,” he defeated his next foe in nothing-flat!


The greatful townsfolk thanked him, and commenced bombarding him with the usual Questions & More Questions.


Why do you do it, wast you time on small, unimportant people like us?”


There's no such thing as an unimportant person.”


Who was your hero as a kid?”


I'm, like, 10.”


Who's your favorite rock-group?”


All of them, I guess.”


What is the meaning of life?”


Uhhhhh, lemme get back to you on that.”


Who's that hardest villain you've fought so far?”


Wait... There's not going to be more, are there?!!”


How did you do that awesome thing that kicked badguy-booty?”


Uhh...”


Are you allergic to squid?”


And the list of odd inquiries goes on and on...


Eventually, Zane would just have enough of it and mysteriously vanish before anybody could stop him.


After a hard-day's fighting evil, he layd down one night watching the light show of auroras put on above through his bedroom window. The blueish-white and purple-green colors lighting up his face as surely thwould a glassy black lake beneath the sky, in all its mirroring, glow-mimicking glory. No one knew how he got this way, cause according to his parents, he wasn't born, like it, and he sure-as-heck couldn't figure it out...


So, he just sighed, and fell asleep.



Elsewhere on the map, another story was unfolding.That of another young boy who's name I shal not disclose on the grounds of, well, nobody knows!


Well, nobody but onebody, I suppose, and her name would be Ms. Lady Epiphany. Her mysterious friend was a disturbed one alright-----always questioning life and death, and what it meant to be “real” and “not fake.” Together they lived in a community of people stricken with genetic photo-sensitivity disorders ranging from albinism to full-blown XP. Xeroderma Pigmentosu-----a skin disorder which keeps the ill from entering the sunlight.Epiphany was albino, and more of a working vaulenteer than a patient. But, Nameless had XP, and had it bad.


To stroll in the morning rays would practically be sucicide for him, and for those like him. But he needed air, and of course, him being who he was, no one could stop him.


...It burns... were there words he thought as he shut the opaque door to his safe-haven behind him.


First one step, and then another...


And before he knew it, he was lying on the pavement some 40ft from the safe-haven door, screaming for help, and burning. No one from inside that he knew of could save him-----except, someone did.


It was exactly like a nightmare. The blinding dawn light pouring freely into his sensitized eyes, that pain comparable only to scalding-hot oil if it were flowing through his veins, and then a hooded figure, like a vulture or the angel of death, descending upon him from out of nowhere, and swallowing him with its cloak, plunging him into familiar pitch-blackness...


Child, you fool.”


But when he looked into the figure's hood, for the first time in both their lives, he clearly saw his albino savior's face, an she saw his.


He saw her, and she discovered something about him...


For a long time, the darkness of the ward had kept his secret. But now in the light, a horrible truth became all to plain for Mr. Epiphany... Her mysterious friend did not have eyes-----how he could still see, she did not know, and nor did he, or anyone else who know about it, for that matter. In their place were two shadowy black orbs as opaque as the door, but hardly as solid. They had the appearance of smoke and seemed to fall limitlessly into nothingness.


Feeling her shock in the sudden tenseness of her embrace, the boy quickly dug himself deeper into the folds of her cloak.


It burns,” he moaned softly, changing the unspoken subject back to the present moment. He was a child in pain, so of course, she was not about to argue.


Come on,” Epiphany murmured gravely, helping him up and steering him back inside. “You'll be alright.”


The boy replied nothing, but followed her guide.


Saturday, August 12, 2006

10-word story I wrote 4 an English-vocab test :>

"Zane is my name, and a very familiar name I'm sure you'll find it." And with a meaningful glance of aprehension at the other, the mysteriouse figure fled like the wind. Mikie and "the other" exchanged glances of their own, and Mikie thought they saw a glint of unrest or stiffled shock in their friend's eyes...

The moments drew long and his heart kept pounding. The only thing that kept it going, he thought, was that it beat only so it could skip beats.

The night obscured his vission, only to revive it. The light of the moon shone on him, only to find him no longer there, such was his abscension.

"So this is my accolade..." Abstaining his name, he could do no longer. "Is so absolute my abberation that not even I could comprehend my own abominable existance?" ...He was uncomfterble with having another's personal thoughts so accessable-------and his own in reverse for that matter, but that wasn't as bad... He felt like an accessory, something 'extra' that wasn't needed----and barely wanted----and better for one to be rid of...

But, how could one be rid of himself? He laughed darkley; last time that happened, he merely multiplied.

A moment's more fleeting movement, then... A trip, a fall, and an abrasion across his face in the shape of wyoming, then----

"Ow..."

Thursday, May 18, 2006

...just wonder'n. 0:-)

Is it possible to squish an amoeba?

me: "Hey Grandma, do you think it's possible to squish an amoeba?"
my grandma: "Probably. but I'm not sure I'd want to know!" 0_o
me: *smiles, getting the joke*
my grandma: "...not that I would know if I already have..." 0_o 0_o 0_o
me: "....riiiiight..." ^oo^ *thinks: 'poor little amoeba...' sniffs*

Friday, May 05, 2006

Just the odd things I accidentally said while trying to remember the word....

  1. Dunker-buckle
  2. Danker-doodle
  3. Look, I just know it begins with a D!...
  4. ...a dimple-bagger??? 0_x
Grandma: "Psst! Sweety! It's called a doppleganger!" ^oo^
Me: "Oh... Thanks!" =D *hugs*
______:::10 min l8er:::
Me: "...Wait--- didn't she say it was a dogglebanker?" 0_o
____*has officially confused self once again* XD

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Fun! ^____^

See: ___dop·pel·gäng·er (...Or more specifically, German for "doubble-goer")

Saturday, April 29, 2006

As if we really want to know... e_e

What is the maximum capasity of a hankerchife?

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A/N: Oh, the deep philosophical questions of life! (*cough*whoever wrote this post must have no social life-----uhh, wait, I mean.... ^_^ Lol!) 0:-)

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Now THIS is the worst nerd-joke in the world... B-j

Nerd 1: "What did the General theoretical-physesist
_______say to their rival, the Quantum theoretical-physesist?"
Nerd 2: "Gee... I don' know! What did they say?"

Nerd 1: "I hate your GUTs"
Nerd 2: "Oh." ^___^

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AN:
_"..."_ 0_o

*cough* ...("GUTs" stands for "Grand Unification-Theories").

(you: ...a, wut???)

Oh my gosh! KINGDOM HEARTS IS AN ACELLULAR SLIME MOLD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies of sudden cardio vascular complications/almighty heartattack of shock were something actually broke* 0_o


FYI: I was going to use an "acellular slime mold" as the Almighty Answer-baring Amoea's arch-nemesis. But, after playing Kingdom Hearts II....
(DON'T look up what an "ACSM" is... ...It's distubing.) _0_o

(Weeeeeeeeeell, on the other hand....... here you go! ^_~
http://www.millerandlevine.com/chapter/20/fig-20-21.html
http://www.sparknotes.com/biology/microorganisms/protista/section3.rhtml)

(But don't say I didn't warn you!!!) >:C


...I know, It's all probably the worst nerd-joke in the world. e_e
*sighs, for the lonely life of a nerd...* -_-

Mikie: *chokes-up upon seeing the lonely, lonely nerd*
______"That....that's the saddest thing I.... I've ever seen!!!"
______*sobs loudly and pulls Zane into a hug*
Zane: *a long, shocked pause*
_____"...What do you think you're doing?"
Euao: *snorts softdrink* XD
Mikie: *sobs away* "It's horrible.....So...so SAD!..."
______*blows nose in Zane's coatsleave*
Zane: *looking murderous* "GET OFF OF
______MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >:K
Amoba: "Dude, now I'm all wet! What'd you have to go and do that for?!"
______*is all covered from blobby head to blobby foot in softdrink*
Euao: (uppon noticing the amoeba)
_____...*snorts softdrink again*, *cough, hack* 0_x

:::some time later:::
Zane: (having finally gotten Mikie offa himself)
_____"YOU!!! This is all YOUR fault!" *all crazy-faced*
_____*draws a ready-black blade*
Me: "Uh oh..." *gulps* :x
____*uses magic laptop to quick write about a hiding place*... :x
____"RUNA AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
____*shuts head in laptop* x_x

My friends... The definition of Deja vu!

*somebody asks KbM if they know anything about something*
...
Mikie: "Never heard of it, but it sounds familiar..."

_____________
AN:
...MAN I have a weird sence of humor. *thinks the above is just hillarius* 0_o

...I actually said that to somebody today; they just thought I didn't know what it meant. Anybody else (from around here) would've probably thought I was just being stupid. I mean, COME ON guys! I was being FUNNY!!! *dies a horrible, humorless death* x_X

You guys are boring. :C

Saturday, March 11, 2006

The Riddle

???: "I don't exist in the dark, what am I?"

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A/N

I've been writing a lot of really dark things on here lately..... oh well! *smile smile* ^_^

I'm going to start layering-on the mysteries now, ok? ^_^
. . .Good. 'Cause there're a lot of 'em, and I'm thinkin' I'd better get started if I'm going to get anywhere w/ my book this summer... *wistles unimplyingly* e.e

I garentee it's not what you think, but go-head and guess if you really want to. :-)

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Even darker...

Epiphany: "you poor, calloused soul..."
Zane: [was walking away, has back turned]
_____*stops*
_____*searches for words for a moment*
_____*finds them*
_____"Lady Epiphany, your wisedom exceeds even
_____that of the brightest stars in heaven,
_____but you miss speak-------- how can my soul be
_____calloused when..." *drops to a whisper*
_____"...I don't even have one?"

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A/N: Inspired by a random line I'd written for lack of something better as extra-credit on an English vocab-test; write sentances using the vocab words. the word was callouse.

I often do that: use assignments as oppertunities to toy w/ my characters. And often times, I usually get some pretty good stuff! :D Sometimes something random is just the boost you need when lacking inspiration. Here, my boost was the chalange to write a sentance using the word callouse, and so I did, and gave it to one of my characters to say. And so they said it, and then the question became "why?" and "to whom?" and "what did they say back?", and that was it! :D
*Zane does something aparently really cruel*...
(this is before he calmed-down & teamed-up with them--------most of these posts take place after)
...
Euao: "You soulless demon!!!!!!"
Zane: *scoffs coldly*
_____*switches to a sneer* "Watch who you speak that way to,
_____(insert Euao's other name) of (insert town where Euao was born),
_____you may just have to EAT YOUR WORDS!!!" <=(crescendo) _____*thrashes silver blade so that the light it catches is blinding
_____bright----the blade absorbs the light, and turns void-black*
Euao: *is amazed and somewhat intimidated by the awesome
_____power/violent nature of the figure, and for the first time
_____it hits him what it's fight w/ Mikie must've been like*
_____"I'm not afraid of you."

...*the battle begins*...

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A/N: Ooo--- dark... 0_0
(Zane: *cackles deep like rolling thunder* >:K
Me: Eeep! @x@)

"Mikie wants to be a pirate today! :D" ...continued

Mikie: "Tickle me shimbers!" =D
Almighty Answer-baring Amoeba: "Ooo! What are shimbers?!"
_____________________________*is facinated*
Mikie: "Dunno." 0:-)
Almighty Answere-baring Amoeba: *frowns crestfallen* "Oh...."
______________________________*looks down in deep thought
_______________________________for a moment*

:::One Moment Later:::
Almighty Answere-baring Amoeba: *still frowning in thought*
_________"You know, it's not very wise to say things you don't know,
_________especially if you say them like you know 'em..."
_________*frowny frown*
Mikie: *knows the solumn seriousness of this lesson,
______and says nothing*

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A/N: Perhaps this will give you s'more insight into the depth of my characters... Sure they are obviously insanely quirky, but in a snap they can switch to have this amazing level of maturity that almost toatally contrasts how they are most of the time.

That's the trick: one can choose to live a life full of childishly-innocent fun and good humor, but without sacrificing the wisedom and depth, or "darksided-ness" of someone seemingly much older and a thousand-times more serious.

That, in my opinion, is the best way to live....even if it does confuese people. ^_~b

Update on the "goings-on" with the Tailor

Sorry, no, I dnno if I got the part yet. :(
But, I DO think I did pret-tyguud in the audition... I had MOST of my lines memorized, and I could really feel the character start to come alive in me-------is that a good thing? ^___~

Well, one of the 3 judges was my English teacher, and twice that day, rather randomly, she complamented me on my acting! :D (I assume that's a good sign??)

A funny thing happened... there were only two of us auditioning for the Tailor's roll, and then, the night after the auditions were over, I suddenly remembered they wanted a doubble-cast since the chior-dramma-fusion class was so dang large! And so, unless they do something entirely cruel and random (such as give the part so someone who didn't even try-out, as my friend sugested they might), then me AND the other person sould BOTH get the part! 0.0


Now wouldn't that be spiffy? ',B-)


We find out tomarow morning. Wish me luck!

Indighosst, OUT! *poof* :3 ^___^

Sunday, February 19, 2006

the Tailor's lines (for my audition)

Yo.
Well, here's the goings-on: my school is doing a musical spoof of The Emperor's New Cloths, and I'm auditioning to play the Tailor (which is actually the second largest roll in the play, with 55 lines and 1 solo that just so happens to be "so low" I can barely reach all the notes! But still, I opted not to raise it an octive, because the Tailor, y'see, can pretty much be seen as the villain, and the origional low version of the song, you could say, sounds darker and more 'threatening' ~_~b).

The auditions are tomarow morning, and here I am w/o the designated section entirely memorized yet, and still some confusion about what I want the emotions of the character to be. Thus, I have suddenly had an idea: retype the lines I need to memorize (which would help me, mentally, to gain ownership of them, anyway), but add

The parts in blue are lines or letters that I've insertted, myself, and thus are not actually in the official script. They change the context and the charactor of the Tailor by actually changing what they said (as opposed to just applying meaning w/ jestures & facial expressions).
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*3 ministers attempt to walk through a doorway*
M1: "Afer you."
M2: "No, after you!"
M3: "After you!!!"
M1: "Wait, I know how to solve this! Let's all go in together!"
*the 3 ministers attempt to walk through doorway side-by-side-by-side and get stuck*
M2: "Not again!"
Tailor: "Oh goody, here come our first visitors..." *rolls eyes & stands up*
Assistant 1: "No, you forgot about that little Page. They had me a bit woried."
A2: "Nahhh, I doubt this crowd will pay any attention to them!"
Tailor: *walking towards the ministers making wide [apparently
_______welcoming] jestures* "Oh, your Excellencies! How honored
_______we are that you have graced our humble workspace with
_______your esteemed presense..."
M3: "But--- we didn't bring you any presents..." *is clueless* 0_o
A's 1,2,3: *snickering quietly*
Tailor: *shushes snickering assistents,then turns to ministers
_______once again*
______"Might you do us the honor of inspecting the results of our
_______humble efforts? Right this way, and you you can feast your
_______learn-ed eyes on the suit in progress! My assistants are
_______showing you the jacket now--- is it not splendid?"
_______*makes the superior face of a salesperson when they know
_______they've got you pegged*
M1: "But it's... it's..."
Tailor: "You're speachless, I know. Isn't it amazing?!"
_______*glances lazilly at fingernails for a moment,
_______then looks up @ M2* "What do you think?"
M2: "Why it's..." *says to self* "Think, think, stay calm, you can do
____this!"
*comes back 2 da world* "...Why, it's even more splendid
____than I ever
imagined!!!" *sweatdrop* ^_^;
Tailor: "I knew you'd be -brilliant- and -clever- enough to be able to
_______see it! *shifts eyes/gaze to M3* "And what about you, your
_______Excillency? Do favor us with your opinion..."
_______*more peggy-salesman face* ',:-j
M3: *thinks aloud 2 audience* "YIKES! He/She can see it, and He/She can see
____it---- I must be even dumber than I thought!" 0_o *goes back into character*
____"Um, uh, ...Wow!!!" (to self = e_e)
Tailor: "How brilliently you express yourself, your Exciellency."
A1: "Are you not dazzled by the uppleness of the satin, the brilliance of the
___brocade?!"
M1: "Oh absolutely."
A2: "And what about the exquisit embroidery, the luxurious lines, the
___fabulously fassionable faberic?!"
M2: "You took the words right out of my mouth."
Tailor: "So, then, do you agree it is indeed a suit fit for his Highness?"
M3: "Um, uh, ... yeah!"
Tailor: *catches a glance from assistants and begins to usher-out the ministers,
______frowning & speaking very fast... also, takes a bag of money from one of
______teh M's* "Well, I'm sure you -important- ministers are anxious to get back
______to the Emperor and report your findings, and we also must get back to work,
______if we are to complete the suit in time for his Majesty's parade. Thank you
______so much for honoring us with your visite. Oh, and thank you for this initial
______payament; we will spend it all on additional ornamentation." *the ministers
______half resist [from confusion], and take a moment & some help to get moving*
______"...We know you hate to tare yourselves away---Good day!---but we must
______return to our duties!" (to self =e_e)
M's 1,2,3: *leave... perhaps vaguely-rememnicently of how thy enterd* 0_o
Tailor: *slams door, then turns around and leans against it; sighing, relieved*
______"...I thought they'd never leave." Q~_~
A1: "Right then, let's 'get back to work', as you put it." :-)
A2: *pulls out cards* "Got any eights?" *deep concentraition* :q
*lighting fades to black/end of scene*

Monday, February 13, 2006

Spirit & Song

*Euao & Zane r alone in a room & talking real serious business, when out of the silence of the background is born a sound most unindearing; shrill, and very annoying*
...
Euao: "blah..."
Zane: "blah, blah, blah..."
Euao: "blah, blah..."
Zane: "blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"
Euao: "blah blah..."
Zane: "blah blah, BLAH!!!"
Euao: "blah blah..." :-)
Zane: "blaaaaaaaah..." e_e
Euao: *pause*
_____"blah blah!" ^_^

ect...


...
*The sound grows, steadilly, louder and plainer as the minutes slug by... Euao and Zane, too, begin to hike their volume----- untill finally; temple throbbing...*

Zane: [sitting, very stressed, on the end of a couch in a sweet they're all staying in
_____"Oh, for heaven's sake! What IS that unholy noise!!?"
Euao: [standing in the middle of the room facing Zane]
_____"'Dunno. But, whatever it is, I wish it'd stop."
_____*pauses to grimace as the noise hit an all-time high note*
_____"...be right back." *leaves room*
_____*goes down the hallway of the house to Mikie's room,
_____which, apparently, is the sourse of the dreadful dischord...*
_____*Mikie's door is closed, so Euao opens it a crack and peaks in*

WHAT HE SEES: Mikie sitting cross-legged on the floor w/ the Almighty Answer-baring Amoeba perched proudly on a chair beside them, chest puffed out (do amoeba's have chests?!! 0_o) and singing "America, the Beautiful" in a squirly-high voice sounding much like an audio-tape played at doubble-speed. And Mikie, too, was singing; perfect in harmoney and squirly-pitch with the amoeba, just jam'n the night away an' having a grand ol' time... (neither noticed the door was opening)

*SLAM!!!*
Euao: *has shut door in shock* @_@
Zane: *seeing Euao has quite finished his spying...*
_____"...Well?"
Euao: *looks at him, still showing shock*
_____"You wouldn't believe me even if I told yeh." @_x

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A/N:
Awwe MAN! I killed it! >_< style="font-style: italic;">IS ME! *sobs hysterically* ;_;

Zane: *rolls eyes* "Just for that, you ARE pathetic!"
Me: "Hay, dude, I was kidding!" *scowl*
Zane: "But I wasn't."
Me: *glowers* "Bother!"
___*bothers Zane* (*LOL of triumph* ) ^____^


Can you tell I just came from watching a shakespear play? My lil bro was in it; "a Mid-Summer Night's Dream", and it was really bad. Tho, he was actually quite good. :-)
My bros r hams! ^_^ *huggles lil bros*

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Mikie wants to be a pirate today! PD

Mikie: "Tickle me shimbers!" =D

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The Eventual End...

Euao: "And he moral of the story is... Er, hang on; lemme think of one......It's right on the tip of my toung......oh wait!....oh no....oh wait!.....rats..." (darnit!) >_<

Mikie: "Yes, that's right: "Rats" is the moral of our story. And with "Rats", our trusted and beloved moral, we all lived happily ever after!" ^_^

All of cast: "The End! ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ ^_^

Sunday, January 01, 2006

Ancient Wisedom ~_~b

*something terrible happens that leaves everybody helpless*
...
Euao: "Well, what do we do now?!"
Mikie: *thinks for a moment*
_____"Why, we set a potato on fire, of course!" *grins*
Euao: "What??"
Mikie: *pulls out potato*
______"Got a match?" :-)
Euao: "You weirdo."
Almighty Answere-bareing Amoeba: *squaks up*
___________"No, really! It's an aaaaancient remedy
___________my people used to use in times of great need.
___________You'll see!" :D
Mikie: *lights potato*
Zane: *rolls eyes helplessly*
Potato: "WHOOOOO DISTUUUUURBS MYYYY
_______SLUMMMMBEEEEERRR?!!!!!!!!!!!"
Everyone: *gasp!!!* @_@
Mikie: *snaps photograph*

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AUTHOR'S NEWZFLASH!!!
I have just learned that "setting a potato on fire" might actually makes sence! I was only kidding when I wrote this blurb/drabble/joke-thing/commedy-routine-thingymajigger, but now, somebody who read it (*cough* my grandma*cough* 0_<) has just informed me that what people often do when they're trying to figure-out something is stare at fire----- which I know to be true because I've seen people do it, and personally because I do a LOT of trying-to-figure-out-ing and I always seem to find myself staring at the brightest thing in the room soon as I snap-out-of-it! 0_o
(lamps, windows, skylights, tv sets even though I'm not even paying attention, ect...)

My eyes hurt. x_x

Thursday, December 15, 2005

Who Knows? *shrugs* :-\

He wrote a letter and gave it to a dozen ravens to carry between them.

Junk Scrap 3

Darkness crept inside from beneath the very stairway on which they stood, its banister smooth and bright and gilded in gold, its pearl-white stair steps gleaming underfoot by the soft candle light… Something smelt of ice and winter in the air, as was common in these parts and time of season, but something of the darkness too------one could smell the darkness in this room. A bitter and distasteful odder to make your nostril hair curl into spools, and that would put a nasty smile on even the kindliest of face. Most inexplicably. ~_~b

Junk Scrap 2

“I……” He was doing it again, that silence, that silence he loved to give whenever questioned in his ways. Of a nervous kin he was, but never timid. Bold he was when he wanted to be; Zane had been a remarkable foe in the weeks gone by, but now he seemed withdrawn, recoiled, like a cautious-being animal when uncertainty draws near…

“I have to,” came his shrunken, but non-the-less a full-sentence (which was what counted), response.

Junk Scrap 1

The figure wore his usual garb of flying black curtains that draped to his ankles and beyond when not caught by wind. The air was dead and lifeless, so he stumbled. But still, Euao had not returned, and they were alone.

“Why do you wear that thing?” Mikie asked, wanting to help the dark one who was clearly struggling.

“Because I like my cloak, and my cloak likes me.” came his reply iced with a sudden and unexpected sharpness, as was to be expected of him more often than not. He overreacted to a lot of things.

“Sure doesn‘t act like it does.” returned Mikie with a laugh, watching helplessly as Zane tripped on it again and kicked another bucket over.

Zane hissed; at either both cloak and/or Keyboard Master was uncertain.

Friday, December 09, 2005

Who Done It?!!

Euao: "Who done it?"
Zane: "...I did."
Euao: "Wait, I was kidding!"
Zane: "No you weren't, and you know it."
Euao "But I was!"
Zane: "No you weren't."
Euao: "Yes I was!"
Zane: "No you weren't."
Euao: "Yes I--- this isn't going tp get anywhere. No I wasn't, so, muahahahaha!"
Zane: *pause* "...Yes you were. (muahahahaha)" ',:-j
Euao"I'm glad we agree! So, now that we're off the subject, would you mind telling me what on ____earth it was you did, seeing as I 'wasn't' kidding?"
Zane: "...snap..."
Euao: "You snapped?"
Zane: "No...."
Euao: "Naaw, really?"
Zane: "N--- erm... yes actually."
Euao: *gasthp!* "I knew it!"
Zane: "Knew what?"
Euao: "That you'd snapped." *smile smile* ^______^
Zane: "Hey." *evil scowl*
Euao: *sees evil scowl* "...yup..."
Zane: *growls deeply* >:K
Euao: "Ok ok okaaay! Yeesh."

Saturday, December 03, 2005

How Te' Keyboar Master Came To Be...

(this is all Mikie talking)

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V1:
It was once many, many, many, months ago, three years in fact, that I first discoverd how to wield a keyboard so. They told me I was crazy to even try, and I should go mope home in shame like a good little keyboard-wielder. But they met their match. I creamed them all in the 222nd Anual Hiccuping-Crock convention just east of Denial in New Hamster. No one tells me what's impossable! The story went something like this...

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V2:
True, it's a story unlike any other ever told before, but that's because it's mine and mine alone, and there is only one of me to go around. It went something like this...

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V3:

"It was once many many a manic months ago that I first learned how to wield a keyboard so..."

"I mastered its rise and fall in almost no time at all!"

"I didn't mean to land myself in dire danger,"

"but then again, I knew I liked that stranger!"

"Mysteriously enough..."

"he really really knew his stuff!"

"But it was tough..."

"He didn't nearly look that buff---"

"--and he wasn't---"

"--but he turned me into fluff!"

"'Enough!' I said,"

"'Your point be made before I'm dead!'"

"And then he said,"

"'Who're you talking to, dude? I'm over here!'"

"What??"

"And then I looked,"

"and there he was;"

"not the one in front of me,"

"but a mile left instead!"

"'Who are you?!' I cried to the man who stood before me."

"'Not I,' said he."

"'but your friend!' he said." ',:-j

"And then he wooshed"

"and he was gone!"

"Correct me if I'm wrong,"

"but I'm really really getting tired of this song!"

*strikes finishing-pose as music stops* =D

Audience: *erupts w/ enthusiastic cheers and wild applause* :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :B :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Mikie: *bows gentleman-like right & left* ~_~

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Mikie: "So... did everyone have good turkey? "
Translation: "Did everyone have a nice Thanksgiving?"

Sunday, November 20, 2005

A/N

I don't think I need to tell you (whoever you are that's reading this) exactly who's who from my KH-fanfic "the Late Adventures of the Keyboard Master" where these three guys origionally first appeared, cuz if you really read that, then you SHOULD be able to tell who's who just by their attitudes. ~_~b

But here's a small hint anyways if you're just totally lost....
Zane's the dark one, and Mikie is SO not.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

New Char! Her name's Epiphany. :-)

Euao: "Are you afraid?"
Epiphany: "Depends. How do you define 'fear'?"
Euao: "Being scared of something."
Epiphany: "And how do you define 'being scared'?"
Euao: *thinks hard* "...not wanting them to kick the stuffings out of you, I guess."
Epiphany: "Who does?! *microscopic smirk*
Euao: *frowns* "You're making this very dificult, y'know."


...And thus, I have come to the conclusion----that angels are buff, man! ~_~b

Saturday, July 23, 2005

MeII (part 2)

Version 1:
Euao: "Why won't you tell me your name?"
Zane: "Because it's not my name."
Euao: "Tell me YOUR name then!"
Zane: "I told you, it's not my name."
Euao: "'Not My Name' is your name?"
Zane: "No, wiseguy."
Euao: "My name is 'Wiseguy'?" =B
Zane: "It is now, Wiiiiissseeeguy." _*smirk*
Euao: *thinks for a moment*
__ ___"...My name's Wiseguy! What's yours?"
__ ___*smile smile*
Zane: "I---_ you've gotta be kidding..."

Version 2:
Euao: "Why won't you tell me your name?"
Zane: "Because it's not my name."
Euao: "What's not your name?"
Zane: "My name."
Euao: "...And what is your name?"
Zane: "My name is..."_ *hesitates*
Euao: "Go on..."
Zane: "...is not mine."
Euao: *sighs*
_____"Well, who's is it then?"
Zane: "I... uh-" _*click*
Euao: "Hello?"
_____"...Hello? Are you there?"
_____"...HELLOOOooooooo!!?"
Zane: _*dialtone* @_@

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Zane's not hungry...

*Mikie and Zane are having a heated argument*
...
Zane: "I eat little squirts like you for breakfast!" *snarling*
Mikie: "Oh yeah?! Eat me!" (A/N: I heard that's a spanish cussword) _0.o
Zane: "What??" *doubles back*
Mikie: "You heard me! EEEAAT MEEE! !!"
Zane: *turning 40 shades of green*
_____". . . I'm not hungry." *looks sideways*

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LOL!

I hope you noticed the "40 shades of green". . . . a bit over-reacting is he, don't you think?_ ',:j
No, he's not Irish. Something's up.... *smiles all-knowingly* 0:-)

Saturday, June 11, 2005

MeII

VERSION 1:
Euao: "Who are you?"
Zane: "Who are you?"
Euao: "Don't copy me!"
Zane: "I wasn't copying you."
Euao: "Then what did you just say just now?!"
Zane: "'I wasn't copying you.'" :3
Euao: "Stop copying yourself!"
Zane: *scowl*
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VERSION 2:
Euao: "Who are you?"
Zane: "Who are you?"
Euao: "Don't copy me!"
Zane: "I wasn't copying you."
Euao: "Then what did you just say just now?!"
Zane: "'I wasn't copying you.'" :3
Euao: "Nevermind... Who are you anyways?"
Zane: "..."
Euao: "Common, who are you?"
Zane: "..."
Euao: "Who are you?"
Zane: "..."
Euao: "Who are you?"
Zane: "..."
Euao: "WhO aRe YoU?!"
Zane: "..."
Euao: "ANSWER ME!!!!"
Zane: "Who are y..."
Euao: "...Stop it already! I'm me!"
Zane: "What a coincidence..."
Euao: "huh?"
Zane: "That makes two of us; I'm me two." *smirk*
Euao: "Well duh!"
Zane: *smirk*
Euao: "What the heck're you smirking at?!"
Zane: "Just myself."

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Me: @_@
(me two: Mua-ha-ha-ha-haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) >:j
Me: @_@!!!
Kado: *blows gentlemans' raspberry* :P
Me: "thanks, I really needed that." o.0