...just wonder'n. 0:-)

Is it possible to squish an amoeba?

me: "Hey Grandma, do you think it's possible to squish an amoeba?"
my grandma: "Probably. but I'm not sure I'd want to know!" 0_o
me: *smiles, getting the joke*
my grandma: "...not that I would know if I already have..." 0_o 0_o 0_o
me: "....riiiiight..." ^oo^ *thinks: 'poor little amoeba...' sniffs*