(you: ...a, wut???)

Oh my gosh! KINGDOM HEARTS IS AN ACELLULAR SLIME MOLD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies of sudden cardio vascular complications/almighty heartattack of shock were something actually broke* 0_o


FYI: I was going to use an "acellular slime mold" as the Almighty Answer-baring Amoea's arch-nemesis. But, after playing Kingdom Hearts II....
(DON'T look up what an "ACSM" is... ...It's distubing.) _0_o

(Weeeeeeeeeell, on the other hand....... here you go! ^_~
http://www.millerandlevine.com/chapter/20/fig-20-21.html
http://www.sparknotes.com/biology/microorganisms/protista/section3.rhtml)

(But don't say I didn't warn you!!!) >:C


...I know, It's all probably the worst nerd-joke in the world. e_e
*sighs, for the lonely life of a nerd...* -_-

Mikie: *chokes-up upon seeing the lonely, lonely nerd*
______"That....that's the saddest thing I.... I've ever seen!!!"
______*sobs loudly and pulls Zane into a hug*
Zane: *a long, shocked pause*
_____"...What do you think you're doing?"
Euao: *snorts softdrink* XD
Mikie: *sobs away* "It's horrible.....So...so SAD!..."
______*blows nose in Zane's coatsleave*
Zane: *looking murderous* "GET OFF OF
______MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >:K
Amoba: "Dude, now I'm all wet! What'd you have to go and do that for?!"
______*is all covered from blobby head to blobby foot in softdrink*
Euao: (uppon noticing the amoeba)
_____...*snorts softdrink again*, *cough, hack* 0_x

:::some time later:::
Zane: (having finally gotten Mikie offa himself)
_____"YOU!!! This is all YOUR fault!" *all crazy-faced*
_____*draws a ready-black blade*
Me: "Uh oh..." *gulps* :x
____*uses magic laptop to quick write about a hiding place*... :x
____"RUNA AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
____*shuts head in laptop* x_x