Saturday, April 29, 2006

As if we really want to know... e_e

What is the maximum capasity of a hankerchife?

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A/N: Oh, the deep philosophical questions of life! (*cough*whoever wrote this post must have no social life-----uhh, wait, I mean.... ^_^ Lol!) 0:-)

Thursday, April 27, 2006

Now THIS is the worst nerd-joke in the world... B-j

Nerd 1: "What did the General theoretical-physesist
_______say to their rival, the Quantum theoretical-physesist?"
Nerd 2: "Gee... I don' know! What did they say?"

Nerd 1: "I hate your GUTs"
Nerd 2: "Oh." ^___^

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AN:
_"..."_ 0_o

*cough* ...("GUTs" stands for "Grand Unification-Theories").

(you: ...a, wut???)

Oh my gosh! KINGDOM HEARTS IS AN ACELLULAR SLIME MOLD?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*dies of sudden cardio vascular complications/almighty heartattack of shock were something actually broke* 0_o


FYI: I was going to use an "acellular slime mold" as the Almighty Answer-baring Amoea's arch-nemesis. But, after playing Kingdom Hearts II....
(DON'T look up what an "ACSM" is... ...It's distubing.) _0_o

(Weeeeeeeeeell, on the other hand....... here you go! ^_~
http://www.millerandlevine.com/chapter/20/fig-20-21.html
http://www.sparknotes.com/biology/microorganisms/protista/section3.rhtml)

(But don't say I didn't warn you!!!) >:C


...I know, It's all probably the worst nerd-joke in the world. e_e
*sighs, for the lonely life of a nerd...* -_-

Mikie: *chokes-up upon seeing the lonely, lonely nerd*
______"That....that's the saddest thing I.... I've ever seen!!!"
______*sobs loudly and pulls Zane into a hug*
Zane: *a long, shocked pause*
_____"...What do you think you're doing?"
Euao: *snorts softdrink* XD
Mikie: *sobs away* "It's horrible.....So...so SAD!..."
______*blows nose in Zane's coatsleave*
Zane: *looking murderous* "GET OFF OF
______MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" >:K
Amoba: "Dude, now I'm all wet! What'd you have to go and do that for?!"
______*is all covered from blobby head to blobby foot in softdrink*
Euao: (uppon noticing the amoeba)
_____...*snorts softdrink again*, *cough, hack* 0_x

:::some time later:::
Zane: (having finally gotten Mikie offa himself)
_____"YOU!!! This is all YOUR fault!" *all crazy-faced*
_____*draws a ready-black blade*
Me: "Uh oh..." *gulps* :x
____*uses magic laptop to quick write about a hiding place*... :x
____"RUNA AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
____*shuts head in laptop* x_x

My friends... The definition of Deja vu!

*somebody asks KbM if they know anything about something*
...
Mikie: "Never heard of it, but it sounds familiar..."

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AN:
...MAN I have a weird sence of humor. *thinks the above is just hillarius* 0_o

...I actually said that to somebody today; they just thought I didn't know what it meant. Anybody else (from around here) would've probably thought I was just being stupid. I mean, COME ON guys! I was being FUNNY!!! *dies a horrible, humorless death* x_X

You guys are boring. :C